mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:

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fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:

So I’m playing Sims3

And uh… My Sim decided to go to work like this.

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So he got a raise and a bonus at work, and to celebrate he came home for some nude pancakes.

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I’m just way too amused at him being nude.

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I’m making him paint a still life of his own ass.

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DID YOU THINK I WAS JOKING!?

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It’s worth $60, but I’m not selling.

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lumos5001:

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot

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fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:

BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH

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lcate:

perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • they kids are at school sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • obama won sex
  • romney lost sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • monday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus 

(via gollums-new-best-friend)